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Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

It is always fatal to have music or poetry interrupted. - George Eliot

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

To stay a great singer or guitar player, you've go to do it 24 7. That's what I do. - Sammy Hagar

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

Any problem that you can't solve with a good guitar is either unsolvable or isn't a problem. - Unknown

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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