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Toupee: an incredibly attractive catch for a cat

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Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In Seine: Those who jump off a Paris bridge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go. - Carol Burnett

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

Our oldest son was trying to find himself for about a year. Then one day he got a haircut, and found himself. - Phil Callaway

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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