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Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Happiness is the natural flower of duty. - Phillips Brooks

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

To a father growing old, nothing is dearer than a daughter. - Euripides

Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed. - Anthony Powell

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

Once you have a product that you are happy with, you need to centralize things to continue growth. - Mark Zuckerberg

One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since you've become harmless. - Liz Smith

The Herbs ought to be distilled when they are in their greatest vigor, and so ought the Flowers also. - Nicholas Culpeper

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

Plant a radish, get a radish - never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables; you know what they're about. - Tom Jones

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another. - Napoleon Hill

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear


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