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At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

I must have flowers, always and always. - Claude Monet

Happiness is the natural flower of duty. - Phillips Brooks

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James R Lowell

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

Though many people regret growing old, it's a privilege denied to many. - Unknown

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. - Zach Galifianakis

You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was. - Irish Proverb

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

We dried continuously day and night. We had no efficient way to do it, so we built this new popcorn plant. - Orville Redenbacher

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Unemployment: 1. Capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden; 2. An intelligent alternative to overwork. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field. - Edward de Bono

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

Vacation Time: That period when the flowers in the home garden are at their best and only the neighbours are around to enjoy them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

You must not pity me because my sixtieth year finds me still astonished. To be astonished is one of the surest ways of not growing old too quickly. - Colette


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