Hair Plants

The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James Lowell

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up. - Tom Stoppard

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Be not afraid of growing slowly; be afraid only of standing still. - Chinese Proverb

Natural abilities are like natural plants: to grow, they need pruning. - Red Auerbach

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy man has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous, unpremeditated act without benefit of experience. - Henry Miller

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

We dried continuously day and night. We had no efficient way to do it, so we built this new popcorn plant. - Orville Redenbacher

Skateboarding was the only thing I was ever good at. Growing up, I was doing that from, like, dusk till dawn. - D.J. Cotrona

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro