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Growing up in a kid's world

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At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

To a father growing old, nothing is dearer than a daughter. - Euripides

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

The fuchsia is the world's most carefully spelled flower. - Jimmy Barnes

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. - Zach Galifianakis

You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was. - Irish Proverb

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less. - Norman Mailer

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since you've become harmless. - Liz Smith

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field. - Edward de Bono

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear


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