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A wig is a wig is a wig. - Billy Zane

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up. - Tom Stoppard

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look. - Henri Matisse

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

Though many people regret growing old, it's a privilege denied to many. - Unknown

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

Skateboarding was the only thing I was ever good at. Growing up, I was doing that from, like, dusk till dawn. - D.J. Cotrona

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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