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The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up. - Tom Stoppard

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses. - George Eliot

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear

You must not pity me because my sixtieth year finds me still astonished. To be astonished is one of the surest ways of not growing old too quickly. - Colette


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