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Halloween Boos

Drinks for wine trick-or-treaters

Halloween Boos thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Halloween wine menu - boos or booze?

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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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