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Halloween Driver Costume

Officer - is anyone driving that car?

Halloween Driver Costume thanks to Barry McCartney

When you feel like every police officer is pulling you over

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Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Destiny is a Paris driver pushing a taxicab with my name on it. - Frank Dane

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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