Halloween Driver Costume

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Destiny is a Paris driver pushing a taxicab with my name on it. - Frank Dane

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien