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Halloween Driver Costume

Officer - is anyone driving that car?

Halloween Driver Costume thanks to Barry McCartney

When you feel like every police officer is pulling you over

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Bad Driver: The person you run into. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Taxi Driver: Worker who earns a living by driving customers away - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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