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Halloween Horse

The old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be

Halloween Horse thanks to Marian Renstrom

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Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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