Halloween Horse

I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind