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Halloween Horse

The old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be

Halloween Horse thanks to Marian Renstrom

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Mayor: A he-horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare

Reindeer: A horse with a hat rack - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ghost: A shadow of its former self - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

Stabilized: A horse that's been locked in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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