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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

Be great. You never know who you're inspiring. - Unknown

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

I have a strong sense that I have to educate people about disability. - Oscar Pistorius

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Slaves who are disabled from working shall be provided for by their masters. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

Many people with dyslexia truly suffer, and their lives are worse off for having had that disability. - Malcolm Gladwell

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson