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Handicap Swing

Mobility equipment for disabled children is on the rise

Handicap Swing thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Swingsets built for all kids

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Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

Eat: What kids do between meals, but not at them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Juvenile Delinquency: Modern term for what we did as kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

Disability is a matter of perception. If you can do just one thing well, you're needed by someone. - Martina Navratilova

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

My disability exists not because I use a wheelchair, but because the broader environment isn't accessible. - Stella Young

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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