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I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde


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