QuotaBillsStress makes you stupid. - Unknown
Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown
Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis
Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. - Sarah J. Parker
God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb
If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown
The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest. - Henry David Thoreau
Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips
What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. - Homer Simpson
Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. - Leo Rosten
Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill
It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. - Dylan Moran
We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin
Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown
Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner
Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson
A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown
God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret
Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye
I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx
Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister
The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James
Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley
If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown
Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling
A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg
Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy
Grammar: 1. Lives with granpar; 2. The difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You’re Nuts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule
You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland
Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson
Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott
To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay