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Happy Australia Day!
Down Under greetings to the rest of the world
Previously known as Anniversary Day, Foundation Day, and ANA Day
Commemorating the arrival of the First Fleet at Sydney Cove, New South Wales in 1788 and the proclamation at that time of British sovereignty over the eastern seaboard of Australia (then known as New Holland)
Out Of Bounds: An exhausted kangaroo - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
They should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. - Ellen DeGeneres
LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Australian Kiss: Same as French Kiss, only down under - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright
It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell
The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz
When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon
Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown
The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy
I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz
I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. - Todd Barry
Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler
I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll
They should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. - Ellen DeGeneres
LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Australian Kiss: Same as French Kiss, only down under - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright
It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell
The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz
When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon
Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown
The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy
I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz
I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. - Todd Barry
Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler
I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll
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