Happy First Day Of Spring!

Chili: Edible weather - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Implement: Mischievous child's garden tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Weed: A plant whose virtues have not been discovered - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

Don't pull up your garden to see if it's growing. - Amish Saying

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later. - Og Mandino

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Natural abilities are like natural plants: to grow, they need pruning. - Red Auerbach

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day He created spring. - Bernard Williams

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

That is one good thing about this world... there are always sure to be more springs. - L.M. Montgomery

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Grass: 1. The green stuff that wilts in the yard and flourishes in the garden; 2. What grows by the yard and dies by the foot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vacation Time: That period when the flowers in the home garden are at their best and only the neighbours are around to enjoy them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington

Government has to be cut back like asparagus... every day... or it gets away and goes to seed. Ours did. When there's too much of it, the flower becomes a weed. - Paul Harvey

No durable things are built on violent passion. Nature grows her plants in silence and in darkness, and only when they have become strong do they put their heads above the ground. - Annie Besant

An Irishman will always soften bad news, so that a major coronary is no more than 'a bad turn' and a near hurricane that leaves thousands homeless is 'good drying weather'. - Hugh Leonard