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Happy First Day Of Spring!

Things are looking fine as usual in Winterpeg

Happy First Day Of Spring! thanks to Keith Blake

Finally I can enjoy using my outdoor barbeque

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Groundhog Day - think Spring! - Unknown

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Blossom by blossom the spring begins. - Algernon C Swinburne

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. - Richard B. Sheridan

Natural abilities are like natural plants: to grow, they need pruning. - Red Auerbach

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

That is one good thing about this world... there are always sure to be more springs. - L.M. Montgomery

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Happiness is to see the world in a grain of sand, and Heaven in a wild flower, to hold infinity in the palm of your hand, and eternity in a single hour. - William Blake

The only thing that could spoil a day was people. People were always the limiters of happiness except for the very few that were as good as spring itself. - Ernest Hemingway

We must plant the sea and herd its animals using the sea as farmers instead of hunters. That is what civilization is all about - farming replacing hunting. - Jacques Cousteau

Today's weather forecast: heavy showers of blessings, strong wings to blow your worries away, followed by warm hugs and kisses to put smiles on your face. - Unknown

Government has to be cut back like asparagus... every day... or it gets away and goes to seed. Ours did. When there's too much of it, the flower becomes a weed. - Paul Harvey

I held a moment in my hand, brilliant as a star, fragile as a flower, a tiny sliver of one hour. I dropped it carelessly, Ah! I didn't know, I held opportunity. - Hazel Lee

Burn down your cities and leave our farms, and your cities will spring up again as if by magic; but destroy our farms and the grass will grow in the streets of every city in the country. - William J Bryan

An Irishman will always soften bad news, so that a major coronary is no more than 'a bad turn' and a near hurricane that leaves thousands homeless is 'good drying weather'. - Hugh Leonard

There is nothing more to be said or to be done tonight, so hand me over my violin and let us try to forget for half an hour the miserable weather and the still more miserable ways of our fellowmen. - Arthur Conan Doyle


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