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Happy People

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Happy People thanks to Karen Moore

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Ambition lubricates the mind. - Unknown

Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Patience is a vital trait of the great athlete. - Unknown

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

A multitude of small delights constitutes happiness. - Charles Baudelaire

The secret of happiness is to find a congenial monotony. - V S Pritchett

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. - Ernest Hemingway

I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen. - Unknown

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. - Lawrence J. Peter

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

Real happiness is cheap enough, yet how dearly we pay for its counterfeit. - Hosea Ballou

A sure way to lose happiness is to want it at the expense of everything else. - Bette Davis

You don't know where you are or where your dreams end and the world begins. - Rachel Klein

Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action. - Benjamin Disraeli

To be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of happiness. - Bertrand Russell

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

Always keep that happy attitude. Pretend that you are holding a beautiful fragrant bouquet. - Earl Nightingale

We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same. - Anne Frank

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

Just do your best today and tomorrow will come - tomorrow's going to be a busy day, a happy day. - Helen Boehm

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard

We can't control the world. We can only barely control our own reactions to it. Happiness is largely a choice, not a right or entitlement. - David C Hill

Follow your dreams. Figure out where you'd like to be, what you would like to be doing, and then figure out what you need to do to get there. - Kennon M Sheldon

Our lives are not determined by what happens to us but how we react to what happens, not by what life brings us but the attitude we bring to life. - Wade Boggs

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha


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Breakthrough Blessings

Pauper's Graveside Service

Are You Ready?

Pulling The Wool Over Your Eyes

Girlfriends

How To Weigh Yourself Correctly

Bungee Cord Suspenders

Clogged Drain

Lum-Purr-Jack

Cookie King

Time Travel

How To Hide Candy

Little Shaver

T-Rex Breakthrough

Wise Moves

Braille in the Park

Hiker Boot Camp

Important Phone Call

Beauty of Mathematics

Deadly Facts About Water

Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All

Conflict Of Interest

Awkward Family Reunion