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If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

Emulsion: A mixture of oil and emotion. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Success is that old ABC - ability, breaks, and courage. - Charles Luckman

Clear thinking requires courage rather than intelligence. - Thomas S Szasz

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

I have only two kinds of days: happy and hysterically happy. - Allen J Lefferdink

Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Most of us are just about as happy as we make up our minds to be. - William Adams

Happiness is a by-product of an effort to make someone else happy. - Gretta B Palmer

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

The hour of happiness will be the more welcome, the less it was expected. - Horace

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions. - Harold S Geneen

It often takes more courage to change one's opinion than to stick to it. - Geoffrey Abert

In all climates, under all skies, man's happiness is always somewhere else. - Giacomo Leopardi

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form. - Stanley Randall

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

The greater part of happiness or misery depends on our dispositions, not our circumstances. - Martha Washington

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

I shall take the heart, for brains do not make one happy, and happiness is the best thing in the world. - Tin Man

Optimism is a happiness magnet. If you stay positive, good things and good people will be drawn to you. - Mary Lou Retton

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

We can't control the world. We can only barely control our own reactions to it. Happiness is largely a choice, not a right or entitlement. - David C Hill

As people spin faster and faster in the pursuit of merely personal happiness, they become exhausted in the futile effort of chasing themselves. - Andrew Delbanco

Follow your dreams. Figure out where you'd like to be, what you would like to be doing, and then figure out what you need to do to get there. - Kennon M Sheldon


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