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Hawaii Flowers

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Hawaii Flowers thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Continuing the tradition of the Hawaiian Lei

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I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

A flower blossoms for its own joy. - Oscar Wilde

I must have flowers, always and always. - Claude Monet

Happiness is the natural flower of duty. - Phillips Brooks

But ne'er the rose without the thorn. - Robert Herrick

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Implement: Mischievous child's garden tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hawaii is not a state of mind, but a state of grace. - Paul Theroux

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look. - Henri Matisse

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

The fuchsia is the world's most carefully spelled flower. - Jimmy Barnes

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage. - John A Holmes

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

The Herbs ought to be distilled when they are in their greatest vigor, and so ought the Flowers also. - Nicholas Culpeper

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lackadaisical: 1. Mood after someone steals your flowers; 2. Something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

Grass: 1. The green stuff that wilts in the yard and flourishes in the garden; 2. What grows by the yard and dies by the foot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Vacation Time: That period when the flowers in the home garden are at their best and only the neighbours are around to enjoy them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


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