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Hawaii Flowers

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Hawaii Flowers thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Continuing the tradition of the Hawaiian Lei

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The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He wears the rose of youth upon him. - William Shakespeare

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

I must have flowers, always and always. - Claude Monet

But ne'er the rose without the thorn. - Robert Herrick

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow. - Audrey Hepburn

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

The desert shall rejoice, and blossom as the rose. - Isaiah 35:1

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse

It takes both rain and sunshine to make the garden grow. - Amish Saying

Don't pull up your garden to see if it's growing. - Amish Saying

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. - Richard B. Sheridan

If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett

We rose to bring about Eutopia,
But all we got was Dev's myopia. - Oliver St. John Gogarty

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

Knowledge is like a garden: if it is not cultivated, it cannot be harvested. - Unknown

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage. - John A Holmes

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses. - Abraham Lincoln

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

Fence: 1. The difference between one yard and two yards; 2. Runs around the garden without moving. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

The Herbs ought to be distilled when they are in their greatest vigor, and so ought the Flowers also. - Nicholas Culpeper

Let us decide on the route that we wish to take to pass our life, and attempt to sow that route with flowers. - Du Chatelet

Unemployment: 1. Capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden; 2. An intelligent alternative to overwork. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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