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He Was Due For A Promotion

Filling in for the job of Branch Manager

He Was Due For A Promotion thanks to Keith Blake

Leading the pack for promotion opportunity

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Nicknames stick to people, and the most ridiculous are the most adhesive. - Thomas C Haliburton

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

A good manager finds satisfaction in helping others be productive, not being the most productive person in the room. - Paul Glen

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias


Cattle Breeding

Study to Fail

Light Bulb

Lifeguard Distancing

Giant Grasshopper

Horse Hearse

Train Boat

Yarn Bombing a Bus

Canned Art

Bubble Boy

High Wire Bear Feeder

Manitoba Thunderstorm

Watermelon Shark

Curses, Foiled Again

Recipe Holder

Where Do You Want To Eat?

Pick Up After Your Dogs!

Lego Bridge

Falls Trail Tree

Melting Kayak

Beetle Collection

Croc Diet

Plane Restaurant

Holiday Fun