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He Was Due For A Promotion

Filling in for the job of Branch Manager

He Was Due For A Promotion thanks to Keith Blake

Leading the pack for promotion opportunity

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The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Elderberry: Wisest fruit on the branch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

It isn't just creation and promotion; it is process as well. - Neil Patel

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work for McDonald's. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

One of the most important tasks of a manager is to eliminate his people's excuses for failure. - Robert Townsend

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

A snowflake is one of God's most fragile creations, but look what they can do when they stick together! - Unknown

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene


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