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Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

No man will work for your interests unless they are his. - David Seabury

Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

God's work, done in God's way, will never lack God's supply. - J Hudson Taylor

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. - Brian Clough

Stick with the optimists. It's going to be tough enough even if they're right. - James Reston

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No human being will work hard at anything unless they believe that they are working for competence. - William Glasser

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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