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He Was Due For A Promotion

Filling in for the job of Branch Manager

He Was Due For A Promotion thanks to Keith Blake

Leading the pack for promotion opportunity

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What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton


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