Herd Starter Kit

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers

Mass Psychology: Doing it the herd way - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

To see things in the seed, that is genius. - Lao-Tzu

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

Don't let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon. - Unknown

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

Like the herd animals we are, we sniff warily at the strange one among us. - Loren Eiseley

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle. - Alfred Hitchcock

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another. - Napoleon Hill

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas