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Herd Starter Kit

Planting the seeds of inspiration Down Under

Herd Starter Kit thanks to Howard Chapman

A moo-ving idea from the Country Women's Association of New South Wales

Herd Starter Kit thanks to Howard Chapman

Growing herds of cattle ... Cow seeds for Australians - be patient while planting your new herd

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Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Where rage seeds, repentance reaps. - Greek Proverb

Mass Psychology: Doing it the herd way - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Australian Kiss: Same as French Kiss, only down under - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

Don't let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon. - Unknown

Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. - Napoleon Hill

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

Like the herd animals we are, we sniff warily at the strange one among us. - Loren Eiseley

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle. - Alfred Hitchcock

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Dreams are the seeds of change. Nothing ever grows without a seed, and nothing ever changes without a dream. - Debby Boone

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another. - Napoleon Hill

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas


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