Herd Starter Kit

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Where rage seeds, repentance reaps. - Greek Proverb

Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

Don't let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon. - Unknown

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle. - Alfred Hitchcock

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

Dreams are the seeds of change. Nothing ever grows without a seed, and nothing ever changes without a dream. - Debby Boone

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas