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Here Comes Trouble

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Here Comes Trouble thanks to Keith Blake

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Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. - Abe Lemons

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it. - Ambrose Bierce

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble. - Mark Twain

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

If people are having trouble communicating, the least they could do is shut up about it. - Tom Lehrer

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

The world has entered an era of the most profound and challenging change in human history. - Stephen Covey

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

The trouble with our laws these days is that the criminals know their rights better than their wrongs. - Unknown

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey

The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right. - Mark Twain

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

I believe in only one thing: liberty; but I do not believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone. - H L Mencken

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien


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