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All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil

Liberty, Equality, Fraternity! - Unknown

There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

We are all of us the worse for too much liberty. - Terence

Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble. - Kin Hubbard

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Trouble brings experience, and experience brings wisdom. - Unknown

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain

Voltage: The era that began after the discovery of electricity - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

Trouble, like the hill ahead, straightens out when you advance upon it. - Marcelene Cox

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

The trouble with being best man is you don't get a chance to prove it. - Les A Murray

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

The trouble with success is that the formula is the same as the one for a nervous breakdown. - Executive Digest

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to my conscience, above all liberties. - John Milton

I believe in only one thing: liberty; but I do not believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone. - H L Mencken

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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