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What you seek is seeking you. - Rumi

Silence is safer than speech. - Epictetus

Seek simplicity and distrust it. - Alfred Whitehead

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield. - Alfred Tennyson

English Wrestling Champion: A lord of the ring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Those whose memories fade seek to carve them in their hearts. - Unknown

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison

Consult: to seek another's approval of a course already decided upon. - Ambrose Bierce

Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is better. - Thomas Carlyle

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy

There is forgiveness for those who seek God. And I believe in the power of redemption. - Rick Perry

For those who seek it, there is inexhaustible evidence of an all-pervading intelligence. - Richard E Byrd

I can't turn the clock back but I can seek the forgiveness of those I've wronged. - Richard Coles

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Grant that we may not so much seek to be consoled as to console. To be understood as to understand. - St. Francis of Assisi

People seek within a short span of life to satisfy a thousand desires, each of which is insatiable. - Oliver Goldsmith

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

Successful people seek out their futures from the present; failures seek out their futures from the past. - Li Ao

To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass

If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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