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Seek simplicity and distrust it. - Alfred Whitehead

I am disappointment in you're grammar. - Unknown

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

Seek first to understand, then to be understood. - Stephen Covey

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

Don't hide your scars. They make who you are. - Frank Sinatra

One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well. - Amos Bronson Alcott

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. - W Somerset Maugham

If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment. - Harry Banks

Sometimes we seek that which we are not yet ready to find. - Libba Bray

The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

Those whose memories fade seek to carve them in their hearts. - Unknown

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. - Winston Churchill

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

Consult: to seek another's approval of a course already decided upon. - Ambrose Bierce

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

A man who finds no satisfaction in himself will seek for it in vain elsewhere. - La Rochefoucauld

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

Seek opportunities to show you care. The smallest gestures often make the biggest difference. - John Wooden

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

Charity, good behaviour, amiable speech, unselfishness - these by the chief sage have been declared the elements of popularity. - Burmese Proverb


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