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Comedy is acting out optimism. - Robin Williams

Stop acting like you live twice. - Unknown

There is no reason to repeat bad history. - Eleanor Holmes Norton

Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Epochodor: The smell of history found at museums - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

History will never accept difficulties as an excuse. - John F Kennedy

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg W F Hegel

A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. - Martin H. Fischer

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James

The history of Scotland is one of theology tempered by homicide. - Ivor Brown

The only thing new in the world is the history you don't know. - Harry S Truman

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

It takes an endless amount of history to make even a little tradition. - Henry James

The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice. - Mark Twain

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

There has never been a better time in history to be an environmental radiation researcher. - Steven Magee

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

On the stage he was natural, simple, affecting;
T'was only that when he was off he was acting. - Oliver Godsmith

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

I'm curious about people. That's the essence of my acting. I'm interested in what it would be like to be you. - Meryl Streep

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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