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Re-invented moments in history

Historic Texting thanks to Keith Blake

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Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

What is history but a fable agreed upon? - Napoleon Bonaparte

There is no reason to repeat bad history. - Eleanor Holmes Norton

For fast-acting relief, try slowing down. - Lily Tomlin

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it. - Oscar Wilde

History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes. - Will Rogers

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot. - Mark Twain

You have to look at history as an evolution of society. - Jean Chretien

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

History would be a wonderful thing - if it were only true. - Leo Tolstoy

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

The history of Scotland is one of theology tempered by homicide. - Ivor Brown

It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. - Gertrude Stein

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffet

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost

No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence. Ya know, "Fourscore and 7 years ago." - Archie Bunker

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush


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