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Re-invented moments in history

Historic Texting thanks to Keith Blake

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World History: Scrap book - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Comedy is acting out optimism. - Robin Williams

History is a vast early warning system. - Norman Cousins

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

There is properly no history; only biography. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes. - Will Rogers

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

You have to look at history as an evolution of society. - Jean Chretien

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

History is an endless repetition of the wrong way of living. - Lawrence Durrell

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

History never looks like history when you are living through it. - John W. Gardner

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided. - Konrad Adenauer

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Irish people are educated not only about artistry but local history. - Fiona Shaw

Academe: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon

The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Our old history ends with the cross; our new history begins with the resurrection. - Watchman Nee

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

On the stage he was natural, simple, affecting;
T'was only that when he was off he was acting. - Oliver Godsmith

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Things always get better. Tomorrow will always be better. Just think about it... is there any time in history in which you'd rather live than now? - Paul Harvey


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