Ho Made Pie

Lemon merinj pie - Archie Bunker

Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

Stressed is Desserts spelled backwards. - Unknown

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pie are not square. Pie are round. Cornbread are square. - Unknown

Sour Kraut: Unhappy with the fare in the Berlin restaurant - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In Japanese sushi restaurants, a lot of sushi chefs talk too much. - Masa Takayama

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. - Jay Leno

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts. - Beverly Sills

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

I have an abundance mentality. When people are genuinely happy at the successes of others, the pie gets larger. - Stephen Covey

I don't run restaurants that are out of control. We are about establishing phenomenal footholdings with talent. - Gordon Ramsay

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com