QuotaBillsLemon merinj pie - Archie Bunker
Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer
Stressed is Desserts spelled backwards. - Unknown
Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pie are not square. Pie are round. Cornbread are square. - Unknown
Sour Kraut: Unhappy with the fare in the Berlin restaurant - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In Japanese sushi restaurants, a lot of sushi chefs talk too much. - Masa Takayama
Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen
You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri
The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison
Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill
If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. - Jay Leno
Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts. - Beverly Sills
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland
I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper
I have an abundance mentality. When people are genuinely happy at the successes of others, the pie gets larger. - Stephen Covey
I don't run restaurants that are out of control. We are about establishing phenomenal footholdings with talent. - Gordon Ramsay
I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller
I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana
Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton
Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee
Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com