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Hockey Players Are Mean

Why it's tough to be a referee during the Holiday Season

Hockey Players Are Mean thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Stress management for hockey players and referees

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Sometimes they write what I say, not what I mean. - Pedro Guerrero

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

Few of us can stand prosperity - another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? - George Carlin

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown

Ambition hath no mean, it is either upon all fours or upon tiptoes. - George Savile

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

Just because someone has fancy sneakers doesn't mean they can run faster. - Jon Bon Jovi

This is not a story of donors being mean. This is a story of a failed system. - Paul Harvey

What the superior man seeks is in himself. What the mean man seeks is in others. - Confucius

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing. - Ronnie Barker

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

I do the very best I know how - the very best I can; and I mean to keep on doing so until the end. - Abraham Lincoln

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Winning doesn't always mean being first. Winning means you're doing better than you've done before. - Bonnie Blair

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell


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