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Hockey Players Are Mean

Why it's tough to be a referee during the Holiday Season

Hockey Players Are Mean thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Stress management for hockey players and referees

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Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward

Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

A flow of words does not mean a flow of wisdom. - Rosalind Ferguson

Blind don't mean you can't, you know, listen. - Stevie Wonder

Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi

The open door does not necessarily mean the easy pathway. - G. Campbell Morgan

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

I really don't hold grudges. I mean, I remember everything, but I move on. - Robert Kraft

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Just because you made a good plan doesn't mean that's what's gonna happen. - Taylor Swift

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

So what if someone wrote your obituary... that doesn't mean you are obligated to die. - Lou Holtz

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake. - Hedy Lamarr

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless. - Thomas Edison

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

Initiative prioritization doesn't mean distributing all available resources to all known projects. - Volker Voigt

I don't trust the ocean, either; it would kill me as soon as not. It doesn't mean I'm afraid of it. - Maggie Stiefvater

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

Puck: 1. A hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another; 2. Last week's left-over biscuit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt


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