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Hockey Players Are Mean

Why it's tough to be a referee during the Holiday Season

Hockey Players Are Mean thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Stress management for hockey players and referees

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Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

And I mean this very sinseriously. - Archie Bunker

Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward

Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it. - Harry S Truman

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? - George Carlin

Just because it's hard doesn't mean that you are off track. - Unknown

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean you're not being followed. - Unknown

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

I never know what to say when people ask me what my hobbies are. I mean, I'm a mom. - Unknown

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

Initiative prioritization doesn't mean distributing all available resources to all known projects. - Volker Voigt

Don't depend on anyone else to toot your horn. I mean, do you really want their lips on it, anyway? - Faydra D. Fields

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Winning doesn't always mean being first. Winning means you're doing better than you've done before. - Bonnie Blair

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

When someone tells me "no," it doesn't mean I can't do it, it simply means I can't do it with them. - Karen E. Quinones Miller

Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

'Till death do us part' doesn't sound so horrible. It only means about 10 or 15 years and not the eternity it used to mean. - Joy Behar

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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