Home Made Limo
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How Bubba extended the usefulness of his pickup
QuotaBillsHomemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood
One more stage, one more limo, one more run for your life. - John Lennon
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason
I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
One of my favorite things to make is homemade sushi. I know how to make the rolls and it's really fun to do. - Carly Rae Jepsen
She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton
Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey