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Hoodie Onesy

Stretching the limits of a youth hoodie

Hoodie Onesy thanks to Howard Chapman

Pullover hoodies to pull one over on him

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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

I do some weights and I do a lot of stretching. - Mike Ditka

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

What is really a stretch to me is to make quick decisions. - Ang Lee

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

A physical therapist does some unbelievable stretching with me. - Brian O'Driscoll

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

Twists are wonderful for whittling your waist, stretching your back, and detoxifying the body. - Mandy Ingber

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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