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Hope will never be silent. - Harvey Milk

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Success is due less to ability than to zeal. - Charles Buxton

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

Believing in yourself is the first secret to success. - Unknown

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

Christ showed us hope transformed into sacrificial love. - Chuck Colson

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? - Jerry Seinfeld

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

The biggest challenge after success is shutting up about it. - Criss Jami

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

Hope has proven a powerful predictor of outcome in every study we've done so far. - Charles R Snyder

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

Getting something done is an accomplishment; getting something done right is an achievement. - Unknown

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

It's better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. - George Burns

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. - George S Patton

Just as despair can come to one only from other human beings, hope, too, can be given to one only by other human beings. - Elie Wiesel

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman

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