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Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

One lives in the hope of becoming a memory. - Antonio Porchia

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

Social Success: The infinite capacity for being bored - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

A round wife and a full barn are the signs of good success. - Amish Saying

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. - Christopher Walken

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D Rockefeller

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

Don't accept success or failure - neither need be permanent. - Bernie Legge

The secret of success is to be ready when your opportunity comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

I don't know what can be so dangerous about giving people hope. - Joel Osteen

Success comes when people act together; failure tends to happen alone. - Deepak Chopra

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Try not to become a person of success, but rather try to become a person of value. - Albert Einstein

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

Abdicate: 1. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach; 2. Strenuous labour. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. - Wayne Huizenga

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Tennyson

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure. - Confucius

Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? - Kin Hubbard

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

Doing the thing nearly right and doing it exactly right is usually the difference between success and failure. - Edward Simmons

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison


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