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We can hope while we cope. - Unknown

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

To do a common thing uncommonly well brings success. - Henry J Heinz

Social Success: The infinite capacity for being bored - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

The secret of success is to be ready when your opportunity comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

I don't judge success by what I once did, but by what I keep doing. - Johnny Kelley

God's mercy and grace give me hope - for myself, and for our world. - Billy Graham

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Success is most often achieved by those who don’t know that failure is inevitable. - Coco Chanel

Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. - Wayne Huizenga

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

It's better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. - George Burns

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning. - Benjamin Franklin

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

I have had unsuccessful films, but I learned a lot from those films. I give my failures as much importance as my success. - Aamir Khan

If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of success. - Stephen Covey

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

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