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Failure teaches success. - Japanese Saying

Hope will never be silent. - Harvey Milk

I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison

Where flowers bloom, so does hope. - Lady Bird Johnson

All hope abandon, ye who enter here! - Dante Alighieri

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Everything that is done in the world is done by hope. - Martin Luther

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse. - Florence Nightingale

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing. - Dale Carnegie

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Two words will help you cope when you run low on hope: accept and trust. - Charles R Swindoll

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

Hope is outreaching desire with expectancy of good. It is a characteristic of all living beings. - Edward S Ame

Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure. - Confucius

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

Success is like death. The more successful you become, the higher the houses in the hills get and the higher the fences get. - Kevin Spacey

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

Greatness and nearsightedness are incompatible. Meaningful achievement depends on lifting one's sights and pushing toward the horizon. - Daniel H. Pink

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

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