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Survival tips for men: How to ask a question to a woman

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Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Martial

Men are April when they woo. December when they wed. - William Shakespeare

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

Every man of genius is considerably helped by being dead. - Robert Lynd

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

It is not titles that honour men, but men that honour titles. - Niccolo Machiavelli

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. - Oscar Wilde

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

The man who trims himself to suit everybody will soon whittle himself away. - Charles Schwab

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Words must surely be counted among the most powerful drugs man ever invented. - Leo Rosten

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented? - George Carlin

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars. That's subtraction. - Mae West

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man. Kites rise against, not with the wind. - Lewis Mumford

I learned at an early age that if you are nice to men, you can get anything you want from them. - Natalie Wood

All things will be clear and distinct to the man who does not hurry; haste is blind and improvident. - Livy

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life. - T S Eliot

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Emerson

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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