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Survival tips for men: How to ask a question to a woman

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

A wise man once said nothing. - Unknown

A man-of-war is the best ambassador. - Oliver Cromwell

Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

I will praise any man that will praise me. - William Shakespeare

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

Every man believes he has a greater possibility. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend. - Theophrastus

One man's goose is another man's dander. - Archie Bunker

Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior. - Socrates

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Men often applaud an imitation, and hiss the real thing. - Aesop

A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you. - Frank Dane

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve. - Napoleon Hill

Men are my hobby. If I ever got married, I'd have to give it up. - Mae West

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day. - Jay Leno

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

No man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much. - Hedy Lamarr

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

Every man has a right to his opinions, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts. - Bernard Baruch

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. - H L Mencken

Courage is contagious. When a brave man takes a stand, the spines of others are often stiffened. - Billy Graham

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

He died not for men, but for each man. If each man had been the only man made, He would have done no less. - C S Lewis

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

Men must be decided on what they will not do, and then they are able to act with vigor in what they ought to do. - Mencius

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd


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