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Survival tips for men: How to ask a question to a woman

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

I like a man who grins when he fights. - Winston Churchill

The more a man knows, the more he forgives. - Catherine the Great

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. - Will Rogers

A wise man cares not for what he cannot have. - Unknown

Most men admire virtue, who follow not her love. - John Milton

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

The Sabbath was made for man, and not man for the Sabbath. - The Bible

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry. - Abraham Lincoln

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard

The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out. - Chinese Proverb

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

A man must learn to endure patiently what he cannot avoid conveniently. - Michel de Montaigne

Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men. - Jane Addams

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their profession. - Unknown

What will finally destroy us is not communism or fascism, but man acting like God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them. - Adlai Stevenson

Men gets these here, waddya call, surges, where the chromostones are burlin' over. - Archie Bunker

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

If you ever find a man who is better than you are - hire him. If necessary, pay him more than you pay yourself. - David Ogilvy

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell


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