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Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Men are only as loyal as their options. - Bill Maher

A great man is always willing to be little. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

Clever men are good, but they are not the best. - Thomas Carlyle

No man can think clearly when his fists are clinched. - G.J. Nathan

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

I want men who will support me when I am in the wrong. - Lord Melbourne

Do not pray for easier lives. Pray to be stronger men. - John F Kennedy

Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them. - Marilyn Monroe

The older a man grows the faster he could run as a boy. - Red Smith

Men do less than they ought, unless they do all they can. - Thomas Carlyle

I don't like that man. I must get to know him better. - Abraham Lincoln

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

After a rich man gets rich, his next ambition is to get richer. - American Proverb

Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo, not for a man. - Samuel Butler

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. Man never is, but always to be blest. - Alexander Pope

No one is more liable to make mistakes than the man who acts only on reflection. - Vauvenargues

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see. - F Scott Fitzgerald

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

There ain't no man can avoid being born average. But there ain't no man got to be common. - Satchel Paige

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

What a chimera then is man. What a novelty! What a monster... what a contradiction, what a prodigy. - Blaise Pascal

A man does not attain the status of Galileo merely because he is persecuted; he must also be right. - Stephen Jay Gould

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

From the example of the past, the man of the present acts prudently so as not to imperil the future. - Titian

The man is happiest who lives from day to day and asks no more, garnering the simple goodness of life. - Euripides

Beside Leopold, Nero, Caligula, Attila, Torquemada, Genghis Khan and such killers of men are mere amateurs. - Mark Twain

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

A just and reasonable modesty does not only recommend eloquence, but sets off every great talent which a man can be possessed of. - Joseph Addison

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Healing and miracles have been a mystery to men of all times. To some, the phenomenon is frightening, while others find it exhilarating. - Mother Angelica


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