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Survival tips for men: How to ask a question to a woman

Hormone Guide thanks to Barry McCartney

Men with too little oestrogen can develop “male menopause” symptoms

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All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Men of few words are the best men. - William Shakespeare

The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Wise is the man who knows he has enough. - Unknown

Few great men would have got past personnel. - Paul Goodman

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Everyone wishes that the man whom he fears would perish. - Ovid

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. - Abraham Lincoln

He's the Man of the Hour, at this particular moment. - Don King

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

Man is only half himself, the other half is his expression. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

In all climates, under all skies, man's happiness is always somewhere else. - Giacomo Leopardi

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

A psychiatrist is a man who goes to Les Folies Bergere and looks at the audience. - Mervyn Stockwood

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

Being scared can keep a man from getting killed, and often makes a better fighter out of him. - Louis L'Amour

The world's great men have not commonly been great scholars, nor great scholars great men. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. - Moliere

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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