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Horn Blower

Using statues to improve the weather

Horn Blower thanks to Keith Blake

A normal day in the afterlife of Captain Hornblower

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Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Fog is just clouds that have fell down. - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

You'll never ever hear her toot her own horn. - Bruce Bailey

Blowing your own horn only makes other people go deaf. - Unknown

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day. - Unknown

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright


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