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How Babies Are Made In Canada thanks to Barry McCartney

How Babies Are Made In Canada thanks to Barry McCartney

How Babies Are Made In Canada thanks to Barry McCartney

How Babies Are Made In Canada thanks to Barry McCartney

How Babies Are Made In Canada thanks to Barry McCartney

How Babies Are Made In Canada thanks to Barry McCartney

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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik


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