How Babies Are Made In Canada

Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Deceitful: Infant who needs changing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

Infancy conforms to nobody; all conform to it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren