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Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase
Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova
Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser
Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman
You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing. - Meryl Streep
Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp
Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp
I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw
Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky
It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France
Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown
Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner
Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass
When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus
Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde
While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. - Phyllis Diller
Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson
Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker
Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus
Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie
I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone
A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren
The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale
Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen
Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown
I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know. - Phyllis Diller
She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde
It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus
Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa
It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin
I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood
Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier
I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King