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How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

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How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

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Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

The leopard does not change his spots. - William Shakespeare

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

All is change; all yields its place and goes. - Euripides

That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell

Epochodor: The smell of history found at museums - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be. - John Wooden

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg W F Hegel

You must welcome change as the rule but not as your ruler. - Denis Waitley

It is only the wisest and the stupidest that cannot change. - Confucius

Without destruction, there is no creation, there is no change. - Oda Nobunaga

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

The only thing new in the world is the history you don't know. - Harry S Truman

If you have no will to change it, you have no will to criticize it. - Unknown

Change is not made without inconvenience, even from worse to better. - Unknown

For one change always leaves a dovetail into which another will fit. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. - Paul Boese

Win as if you were used to it. Lose as if you enjoyed it for a change. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

History has been written not by the most talented but by the most motivated. - Peter Drucker

Change your life today. Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay. - Simone de Beauvoir

In order for a thing to be horrible it has to suffer a change you can recognize. - Ray Bradbury

You are who you are, and nothing can change that. You're beautiful just as you are. - Karen Flaherty

Change is painful, but nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don't belong. - Mandy Hale

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

Tar Arns: (Southern) A tool employed in changing wheels. Usage: 'You cain't change a tar without a tar arn' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. - Aldous Huxley

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama


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