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How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

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History is a vast early warning system. - Norman Cousins

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

What is history but a fable agreed upon? - Napoleon Bonaparte

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

All is change; all yields its place and goes. - Euripides

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

You have to look at history as an evolution of society. - Jean Chretien

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

History would be a wonderful thing - if it were only true. - Leo Tolstoy

Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything. - George Bernard Shaw

It is only the wisest and the stupidest that cannot change. - Confucius

People are trapped in history and history is trapped in them. - James A. Baldwin

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it. - Flannery O'Connor

Real listening is a willingness to let the other person change you. - Alan Alda

It is only the very wisest and the very stupidest who cannot change. - Confucius

In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history. - Donald Trump

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

If you don't like what is being said, then change the conversation. - Don Draper

When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change. - Wayne Dyer

Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world. - Unknown

When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you sure do change the future. - Bernard Meltzer

History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again. - Kurt Vonnegut

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. - Maya Angelou

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

Be fanatically positive and militantly optimistic. If something is not to your liking, change your liking. - Rick Steves

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader (realist) adjusts the sails. - John C Maxwell

No change can come if those who are impacted the most by discrimination are not willing to stand up for themselves. - Zainab Salbi

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over. - Drew Brees

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

We do not need magic to change the world, we carry all the power we need inside ourselves already; we have the power to imagine better. - J K Rowling

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

Our history is an inevitable component of our being. One thing only can release us from the grip of our history. That one thing is forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking


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