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How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

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How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

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Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

There is no reason to repeat bad history. - Eleanor Holmes Norton

Revolutions are the locomotives of history. - Karl Marx

Someday change will be accepted as life itself. - Shirley MacLaine

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

The main thing is to make history, not to write it. - Otto von Bismarck

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything. - George Bernard Shaw

If you want to truly understand something, try to change it. - Kurt Lewin

History is an endless repetition of the wrong way of living. - Lawrence Durrell

If you become a star, you don't change, everyone else does. - Kirk Douglas

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James

Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. - Martin H. Fischer

Very often a change of self is needed more than a change of scene. - Unknown

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

Irish people are educated not only about artistry but local history. - Fiona Shaw

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world. - Robin Williams

If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten. - Rudyard Kipling

You may not be able to change the world, but at least you can embarrass the guilty. - Jessica Mitford

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. - Unknown

Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favour. - Robert Frost

When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves. - Viktor E. Frankl

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change. - Muhammad Ali

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing. - Lady Astor

If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome. - Michael Jordan

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

No change can come if those who are impacted the most by discrimination are not willing to stand up for themselves. - Zainab Salbi

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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