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How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

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How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

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Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Middle age is a nice change from being young. - William Feather

Change your thoughts and you change your world. - Norman Vincent Peale

The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it. - Oscar Wilde

Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be. - John Wooden

The measure of intelligence is the ability to change. - Albert Einstein

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke

History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot. - Mark Twain

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb? - Steven Wright

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

A good coach can change a game. A great coach can change a life. - John Wooden

Very often a change of self is needed more than a change of scene. - Unknown

The only thing new in the world is the history you don't know. - Harry S Truman

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

For one change always leaves a dovetail into which another will fit. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

In order for a thing to be horrible it has to suffer a change you can recognize. - Ray Bradbury

You may not be able to change the world, but at least you can embarrass the guilty. - Jessica Mitford

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favour. - Robert Frost

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing. - Lady Astor

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

What would happen if we were all brave enough to be a little bit more ambitious? I think the world would change. - Reese Witherspoon

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

There is only one history of any importance, and it is the history of what you once believed in, and the history of what you came to believe in. - Kay Boyle

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. - Aldous Huxley

No one is in control of your happiness but you; therefore, you have the power to change anything about yourself or your life that you want to change. - Barbara DeAngelis


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