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How To Pick Up Chicks thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

You always know how to make me Snickers. - Unknown

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Every man is a volume, if you how to read him. - W. E. Channing

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Just trust yourself, then you will know how to live. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

He who knows how to flatter also knows how to slander. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing is impossible... we merely don't know yet how to do it. - Unknown

Valedictory: A demonstration of how to wave bye-bye with the tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Know how to listen and you will profit even from those who talk badly. - Plutarch

You could listen to Woody Guthrie songs and actually learn how to live. - Bob Dylan

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Perhaps one has to be old before one learns how to be amused rather than shocked. - Pearl S. Buck

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd

If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live. - Lin Yutang

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Those that know how to win are much more numerous than those who know how to make proper use of their victories. - Polybius

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. - Milton Berle

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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