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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

How to live well on nothing a year. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Of course I know how to roll a joint. - Martha Stewart

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

How to turn your ex-boyfriend into a toad. - Athena Starwoman

When at a loss how to go on, in speaking, cough. - Greek Proverb

How to stay young: hang around with older people. - Bob Hope

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

He that has learned to obey will know how to command. - Solon

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

If you don't learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

You cannot be a leader, and ask other people to follow you, unless you know how to follow, too. - Sam Rayburn

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

One of my favorite things to make is homemade sushi. I know how to make the rolls and it's really fun to do. - Carly Rae Jepsen

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch somebody else doing it wrong, without comment. - T.H. White

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Guard well within yourself that treasure, kindness. Know how to give without hesitation, how to lose without regret, how to acquire without meanness. - George Sand


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