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How to live well on nothing a year. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Every man is a volume, if you how to read him. - W. E. Channing

Just trust yourself, then you will know how to live. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

He who knows how to flatter also knows how to slander. - Napoleon Bonaparte

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

Nothing is impossible... we merely don't know yet how to do it. - Unknown

If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen. - Cher

Know how to listen and you will profit even from those who talk badly. - Plutarch

You could listen to Woody Guthrie songs and actually learn how to live. - Bob Dylan

To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble. - Mark Twain

Perhaps one has to be old before one learns how to be amused rather than shocked. - Pearl S. Buck

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them. - Robin Williams

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it. - David S Jordan

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. - Anais Nin

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either. - Golda Meir

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

Christianity sees the necessity for man to have spiritual values and it shows him how to get at those through physical sacraments. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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