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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

I know how to do anything - I'm a mom. - Roseanne Barr

I was a freethinker before I knew how to think. - George Bernard Shaw

How to stay young: hang around with older people. - Bob Hope

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Valedictory: A demonstration of how to wave bye-bye with the tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest thing in the world is to know how to belong to oneself. - Michel De Montaigne

You could listen to Woody Guthrie songs and actually learn how to live. - Bob Dylan

If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. - Jimmy Fallon

If you don't learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them. - Robin Williams

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to get along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live. - Lin Yutang

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

By publishing content that shows buyers you understand their problems and can show them how to solve them, you build credibility. - Ardath Albee

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel


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