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The comforter's head never aches. - Italian proverb

Wherever I sit is the head of the table. - H.L. Mencken

I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head. - Archie Bunker

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. - Sally Kempton

He's one of those footballers whose brains are in his head. - Derek Johnstone

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. - Samuel Goldwyn

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I have the body of an eighteen-year-old. I keep it in the fridge. - Spike Milligan

Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber