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You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Never ever lose your head. Its the best part of your body. - Art Rooney

I have the body of an 18-year-old. I keep it in the fridge. - Spike Milligan

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are? - T S Eliot

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

The heart never takes the place of the head; but it can, and should, obey it. - C S Lewis

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. - Ann Bradford

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An ugly woman is a disease of the stomach; a handsome woman a disease of the head. - Italian Proverb

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Seafood is one of the easiest things to digest - a bratwurst is really hard on the body. - Joey Chestnut

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

If you are going to win any battle, you have to do one thing. You have to make the mind run the body. Never let the body tell the mind what to do. - George S Patton

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros