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HTML Guy

Web page basics for a Red-neck

HTML Guy thanks to Howard Chapman

What goes between 'head' and 'body' in a web page?

HTML = HyperText Markup Language
The main markup language for displaying web pages

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Capsize: Head measurement. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wherever I sit is the head of the table. - H.L. Mencken

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. - Jonathan Winters

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Happiness is not being pained in body or troubled in mind. - Thomas Jefferson

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. - Sally Kempton

Genuine forgiveness does not deny anger but faces it head-on. - Alice Miller

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

A pin has as much head as some authors, and a good deal more point. - George D Prentice

There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

In these times, God's people must trust him for rest of body and soul. - David Wilkerson

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Diabetes is all about insulin levels and sugar levels and what you put in your body. - Jay Cutler

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

Twists are wonderful for whittling your waist, stretching your back, and detoxifying the body. - Mandy Ingber

I don't know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every part of my body is broken too. - Unknown

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. - George Carlin

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney


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