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HTML Guy

Web page basics for a Red-neck

HTML Guy thanks to Howard Chapman

What goes between 'head' and 'body' in a web page?

HTML = HyperText Markup Language
The main markup language for displaying web pages

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You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

The best cure for the body is a quiet mind. - Napoleon Bonaparte

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

After a man passes 60, his mischief is mainly is his head. - Edgar W Howe

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

He's one of those footballers whose brains are in his head. - Derek Johnstone

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live. - Jim Rohn

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

What we call evil is simply ignorance bumping its head in the dark. - Henry Ford

There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An ugly woman is a disease of the stomach; a handsome woman a disease of the head. - Italian Proverb

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

My dad's pants kept creeping up on him. By 65 he was just a pair of pants and a head. - Jeff Altman

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. - Robert Frost

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci

There's a belonging problem in Hollywood. Who dictates who belongs? The very body who dictates that looks all one way. - Ava DuVernay

We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney


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