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Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. - Sally Kempton

You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body. - C S Lewis

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. - Samuel Goldwyn

Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live. - Jim Rohn

I have the body of an eighteen-year-old. I keep it in the fridge. - Spike Milligan

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart. - Dorothy Parker

There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain