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HTML Guy

Web page basics for a Red-neck

HTML Guy thanks to Howard Chapman

What goes between 'head' and 'body' in a web page?

HTML = HyperText Markup Language
The main markup language for displaying web pages

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Head Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

He's one of those footballers whose brains are in his head. - Derek Johnstone

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. - Samuel Goldwyn

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

What we call evil is simply ignorance bumping its head in the dark. - Henry Ford

Irony became the head that bit its tail and then there is no way out. - Alejandro G Inarritu

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Coquette: A woman without a heart, who makes a fool of a man who has no head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

An ugly woman is a disease of the stomach; a handsome woman a disease of the head. - Italian Proverb

Diabetes is all about insulin levels and sugar levels and what you put in your body. - Jay Cutler

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

We have so many words for states of mind, and so few words for the states of the body. - Jeanne Moreau

My dad's pants kept creeping up on him. By 65 he was just a pair of pants and a head. - Jeff Altman

Genuine feelings cannot be produced, nor can they be eradicated. The body sticks to the facts. - Alice Miller

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. - Robert Frost

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

The soul is placed in the body like a rough diamond, and must be polished, or the luster of it will never appear. - Daniel Defoe

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible


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