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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Wherever I sit is the head of the table. - H.L. Mencken

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

The doctors X-rayed my head an found nothing. - Dizzy Dean

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head. - Archie Bunker

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

Real Soon Now: When the software will be shipped - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body. - C S Lewis

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. - Christopher Plummer

I am afraid the clergyman's God is often the head of the clerical profession. - William R Inge

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If ignorance goes to $40 a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush's head. - Jim Hightower

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

Twists are wonderful for whittling your waist, stretching your back, and detoxifying the body. - Mandy Ingber

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain