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HTML Guy

Web page basics for a Red-neck

HTML Guy thanks to Howard Chapman

What goes between 'head' and 'body' in a web page?

HTML = HyperText Markup Language
The main markup language for displaying web pages

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Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema

The comforter's head never aches. - Italian proverb

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

I feel young, but my body doesn't agree. - Bryant Gumbel

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. - Christopher Plummer

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. - Ann Bradford

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

An ugly woman is a disease of the stomach; a handsome woman a disease of the head. - Italian Proverb

If ignorance goes to $40 a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush's head. - Jim Hightower

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happiness is beneficial for the body but it is grief that develops the power of the mind. - Marcel Proust

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

A body of men holding themselves accountable to nobody ought not to be trusted by anybody. - Thomas Paine

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

The world was made for the body. The body was made for the soul. And the soul was made for God. - Ravi Zacharias

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

If you removed all the arteries, veins, and capillaries from a person's body, and tied them end-to-end... the person will die. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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