QuotaBillsLaughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster
Impropriety is the soul of wit. - W Somerset Maugham
The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle
Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing
Laughter does not please the mighty. - Dario Fo
You got a very warfed sense of humor. - Archie Bunker
Jazz is not dead... it just smells funny. - Frank Zappa
He who laughs last didn't get the joke. - Charles de Gaulle
Make fun of menopause - laugh your flash off! - Kathy Cagney
Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman
Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado
Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain
The funniest thing a comedian can do is not do it. - WC Fields
Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer
Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher
We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. - C S Lewis
Laugh and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it. - Don Herold
No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humour. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol
It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang
You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else. - Robert Louis Stevenson
They laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same. - Kurt Cobain
The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself conspicuous in the act of laughter. - Alice Meynell
There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh. - Matthew Perry
Life is a combination of laughter and tears, and it's almost always better to laugh than to cry. - Teresa Medeiros
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. - George Carlin
Two things are important for missionaries: (1) they have a sense of humour; and (2) the have no sense of smell. - Phil Callaway
Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad. - Norm Papernick
I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn
Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it. - Tallulah Bankhead
Milton, for sixty years you've entertained us, and you've made us laugh, and we say to you, 'Milton, do it again. - Archbishop Fulton J. Sheen
Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton
There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle
A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West
Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker
Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins
Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward
There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy. - Mark Twain