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Humour in the Workplace

Taking time away from job stress

Humour in the Workplace thanks to Linda Gravelle

Attendants at another one of Dr. Laugh's seminars

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Even the gods love jokes. - Plato

You got a very warfed sense of humor. - Archie Bunker

The well of true wit is truth itself. - George Meredith

Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. - Jessica Simpson

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

Comedy is like catching lightning in a bottle. - Goldie Hawn

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. - W Somerset Maugham

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

It is more fitting for a man to laugh at life than to lament over it. - Seneca

The scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor. - Michael J. Fox

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? - George Carlin

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

The world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel. - Horace Walpole

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they will never cease to be amused. - Unknown

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

The man who sees the consistency in things is a wit; the man who sees the inconsistency in things is a humorist. - G K Chesterton

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Milton, for sixty years you've entertained us, and you've made us laugh, and we say to you, 'Milton, do it again. - Archbishop Fulton J. Sheen

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. - Tim Allen

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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