Humour in the Workplace

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

I'm not funny. What I am is brave. - Lucille Ball

Puns are the highest form of literature. - Alfred Hitchcock

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

I would rather be called funny than pretty. - Nia Vardalos

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

I live a very joyful life, with a lot of laughter and good times. - Kimberly Elise

Life is a funny thing that happens to you on the way to the grave. - Quentin Crisp

Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman

The best ideas come as joe-ks. Make your thinking as funny as possibell. - Joe-kster

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

You may have heard some funny comedians in your time - Milton Berlin, Don Trickles. - Archie Bunker

You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to. - Louis C.K.

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. - Thomas Szasz

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Agnes Repplier

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! - Debbie Gibson

I will be posting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me. - joe-kster

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained. - John Powell

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. - Lou Holtz

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it. - Tallulah Bankhead

Milton, for sixty years you've entertained us, and you've made us laugh, and we say to you, 'Milton, do it again. - Archbishop Fulton J. Sheen

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. - Peter De Vries

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown