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Hung Out To Dry

Sometimes a Mom just needs a break

Hung Out To Dry thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Doing laundry in the good 'ol days

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Ignore the boy, Lord. - Homer Simpson

Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Boy: a noise with dirt on it. - Unknown

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

I'm just a true Irish boy at heart. - Colin Farrell

When a boy's coming into poobertyhood. - Archie Bunker

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache. - WC Fields

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Joel Osteen

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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