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Hung Out To Dry

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Hung Out To Dry thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Doing laundry in the good 'ol days

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Boy: a noise with dirt on it. - Unknown

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

The older a man grows the faster he could run as a boy. - Red Smith

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Boy, those French. They have a different world for everything! - Steve Martin

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Life's too short to hang out with people who aren't resourceful. - Jeff Bezos

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Joel Osteen

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

See how the boy is with his sister and you can know how the man will be with your daughter. - Sioux Proverb

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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