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Husband Colors

When choosing paint colors may be a problem

Husband Colors thanks to Jim Serritella

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How to choose paint colors
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Man knows more than he understands. - Alfred Adler

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

He is a self-made man and worships his creator. - John Bright

Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is. - Albert Camus

What do you get for a man who has everything? Penicillin. - Henny Youngman

A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you. - Frank Dane

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle

Persistence is to the character of man as carbon is to steel. - Napoleon Hill

The wisest man is generally he who thinks himself the least so. - Nicolas Baileau

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

A man's true height is determined by his thoughts and actions. - Unknown

I'm having trouble managing the mansion. What I need is a wife. - Ella Grasso

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. - Dr. Seuss

What the superior man seeks is in himself. What the mean man seeks is in others. - Confucius

Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past. - Jack London

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Andre Gide

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

The man who has begun to live more seriously within begins to live more simply without. - Ernest Hemingway

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep. - E W Howe

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Who is the happier man: he who has braved the storm of life and lived, or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed? - Hunter S Thompson

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez


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