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I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

And all may do what has by man been done. - Edward Young

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. - Edgar Watson Howe

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. - Paul Gallico

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

He is a man, and he is afraid. This is not a good combination. - Kristin Hannah

It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

A man is not honest simply because he never had a chance to steal. - Russian Proverb

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

Carpenter: 1. A guy who nails down his agreement; 2. A shelf made man. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What do I know of man's destiny? I could tell you more about radishes. - Samuel Beckett

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

The question is this: Is man an ape or an angel? I am on the side of the angels. - Benjamin Disraeli

To be feared of a thing and yet to do it, is what makes the prettiest kind of a man. - Robert Louis Stevenson

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them. - Mae West

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

A fanatic is a man who does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case. - Finley P. Dunne

Praise the Lord. Blessed is the man who fears the Lord, who finds great delight in his commands. - Bible

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me. - Groucho Marx

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin


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