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It's a beautiful beege color. - Archie Bunker

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

A man had better wear out than rust out. - Richard Cumberland

Trustworthy: What you call a handcuffed man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

The first test of a truly great man is his humility. - John Ruskin

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. - Edgar Watson Howe

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

It is more fitting for a man to laugh at life than to lament over it. - Seneca

A politician is a man who approaches every problem with an open mouth. - Adlai Stevenson

The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel. - George Bernard Shaw

It's harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man. - Gregory Nunn

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. - Oscar Wilde

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. - Francis Bacon

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. - Rodney Dangerfield

No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent. - Abraham Lincoln

Man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible. - St. Augustine

I am an old man and have known many troubles, but most of them never happened. - Mark Twain

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

In all climates, under all skies, man's happiness is always somewhere else. - Giacomo Leopardi

Nothing so clearly discovers a spiritual man as his treatment of an erring brother. - Augustine

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Noel Coward: "Edna, you almost look like a man."
Ferber: "So do you." - Edna Ferber

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical. - Thomas Jefferson

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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