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No man is a failure who is enjoying life. - William Feather

He who looketh upon a woman loseth a fender. - Auto repair shop

A wise man cares not for what he cannot have. - Unknown

Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To educate a man is to unfit him to be a slave. - Frederick Douglass

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

If a man has common sense, he has all the sense there is. - Sam Rayburn

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

To persevere, trusting in what hopes he has, is courage in a man. - Euripides

A man who does not plan long ahead will find trouble at his door. - Confucius

No man knows how bad he is till he has tried very hard to be good. - C S Lewis

A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. - Mahatma Gandhi

What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back with a hinge in it. - Charles D. Warner

The only man who makes no mistakes is the man who never does anything. - Theodore Roosevelt

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. - Rodney Dangerfield

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

Wholehearted living is not a onetime choice. It is a process - the journey of a lifetime. - Brene Brown

If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is the man who has so much as to be out of danger? - Thomas Henry Huxley

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

Praise the Lord. Blessed is the man who fears the Lord, who finds great delight in his commands. - Bible

The man is happiest who lives from day to day and asks no more, garnering the simple goodness of life. - Euripides

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. - John C Maxwell

That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison

Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. - Dale Carnegie

There's something about a woman with a loud mind that sits in silence, smiling, knowing she can crush you with the truth. - R G Moon

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller


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