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Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man. - Napoleon Bonaparte

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus

For a just man falleth seven times, and riseth up again. - Proverbs 24:16

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire

What do you get for a man who has everything? Penicillin. - Henny Youngman

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest. - Roseanne Barr

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

The name of a man is a numbing blow from which he never recovers. - Marshall McLuhan

A man's true height is determined by his thoughts and actions. - Unknown

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

A man is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits. - Richard M Nixon

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

I am an old man and have known many troubles, but most of them never happened. - Mark Twain

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

It's not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man who says the oath. - Aeschylus

The earth has a skin and that skin has diseases. One of its diseases is called Man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Friendship with a man is friendship with his virtue, and does not admit of assumptions of superiority. - Mencius

Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either. - Evan Esar

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

A just and reasonable modesty does not only recommend eloquence, but sets off every great talent which a man can be possessed of. - Joseph Addison

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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