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Husband Makes Lunch

A relationship where he spends equal time in the kitchen

For the first time in their 3-year marriage, Peter's wife asked him if he would mind making the next day's lunches for them both. Obligingly he agrees.
The next morning, the wife asks her loving husband, “Where are our lunches, honey?” He replied, “I put them on the second shelf of the fridge. My lunch is the one on the left, and yours is on the right.”
Husband Makes Lunch thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Making your own lunch is clearly the sensible option

Making your own lunch is clearly the sensible option. But then you'll never know the wonder of a Wiltshire-Cured Ham and Greve Cheese Artisan Baguette!
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Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman

Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

March came in like a lion and went out like a ham. - Frank Nugent

My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown

He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Electroplate: What atomic scientists eat their dinner from - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. - Billie Burke

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Be prompt and you dine alone. - Gerald Barzan

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright

Unabated: 1. A fishhook without a worm; 2. A mousetrap without cheese. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

The most important question in American cinema is "When is lunch?" - Tommy Lee Jones

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker


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