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Husband Makes Lunch

A relationship where he spends equal time in the kitchen

For the first time in their 3-year marriage, Peter's wife asked him if he would mind making the next day's lunches for them both. Obligingly he agrees.
The next morning, the wife asks her loving husband, “Where are our lunches, honey?” He replied, “I put them on the second shelf of the fridge. My lunch is the one on the left, and yours is on the right.”
Husband Makes Lunch thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Making your own lunch is clearly the sensible option

Making your own lunch is clearly the sensible option. But then you'll never know the wonder of a Wiltshire-Cured Ham and Greve Cheese Artisan Baguette!
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Dinner is poured. - WC Fields

Who took the cork out of my lunch? - WC Fields

They call it a Royale with cheese. - Pulp Fiction

I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steven Wright

American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne

Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

Soviet: What Russians say when they finish dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

March came in like a lion and went out like a ham. - Frank Nugent

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Electroplate: What atomic scientists eat their dinner from - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright

Unabated: 1. A fishhook without a worm; 2. A mousetrap without cheese. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

The most important question in American cinema is "When is lunch?" - Tommy Lee Jones

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch, and an optimistic believer in the will's freedom after it. - Aldous Huxley

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker


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