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Husband Makes Lunch

A relationship where he spends equal time in the kitchen

For the first time in their 3-year marriage, Peter's wife asked him if he would mind making the next day's lunches for them both. Obligingly he agrees.
The next morning, the wife asks her loving husband, “Where are our lunches, honey?” He replied, “I put them on the second shelf of the fridge. My lunch is the one on the left, and yours is on the right.”

Husband Makes Lunch thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Making your own lunch is clearly the sensible option

Making your own lunch is clearly the sensible option. But then you'll never know the wonder of a Wiltshire-Cured Ham and Greve Cheese Artisan Baguette!

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Dinner is poured. - WC Fields

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steven Wright

American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne

Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown

He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. - G K Chesterton

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. - Billie Burke

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what's for lunch. - Orson Welles

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker


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