QuotaBillsWater rusts pipes. - WC Fields
Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown
RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown
The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden
Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb
Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson
A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb
We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton
You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields
I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler
Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields
Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke
Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson
Current Events: 1. What an electrician worries about; 2. Electric shocks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer
I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora
Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds
After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden
Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown