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All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil

All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

Politics is war by other measures. - Steve Bannon

There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

Competition is a rude yet effective motivation. - Toba Beta

The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls

All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

Voltage: The era that began after the discovery of electricity - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

The world has entered an era of the most profound and challenging change in human history. - Stephen Covey

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

You might not be able to outthink, outmarket, or outspend your competition, but you can outwork them. - Lou Holtz

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons. - Ogden Nash

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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