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I Fly For Pie

Mud Pie was one of the Chilliwack Airport Coffee Shop specialties

I Fly For Pie thanks to joe-kster

Can hardly wait to dig in!

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Don't just fly, soar. - Walt Disney

Has Beans: Used coffee grounds - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Never eat spinach just before going on the air. - Dan Rather

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

Years fly by, but the heart stays in the same place. - Harlan Coben

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. - Johann C. F. von Schiller

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

For those determined to fly, having no wings is just a little detail. - Unknown

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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