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I Fly For Pie

Mud Pie was one of the Chilliwack Airport Coffee Shop specialties

I Fly For Pie thanks to joe-kster

Can hardly wait to dig in!

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Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown

Has Beans: Used coffee grounds - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

If you cannot teach me to fly, teach me to sing. - J M Barrie

The press is like the air, a chartered libertine. - William Pitt The Elder

Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G K Chesterton

I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

If you want to fly, you have to give up what weighs you down. - Roy T Bennett

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. - Charles Schulz

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

I have an abundance mentality. When people are genuinely happy at the successes of others, the pie gets larger. - Stephen Covey

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. - David Letterman

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

Be not penny-wise. Riches have wings. Sometimes they fly away of themselves, and sometimes they must be set flying to bring in more. - Francis Bacon

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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