QuotaBillsI got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker
Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald
Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown
Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown
Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus
Never eat spinach just before going on the air. - Dan Rather
Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G K Chesterton
Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown
Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos
Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro
The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton
Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson
If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb
Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker
Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill
If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb
Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors
Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova
Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb
The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson
If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean
Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes
Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes
A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker
My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith
Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. - David Letterman
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx
With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield
It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin
Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes
I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller
A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt