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How to save lives by using commas
QuotaBillsA riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert
I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West
Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid
Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker
A story is told as much by silence as by speech. - Susan Griffin
I will not down to posterity talking bad grammar. - Benjamin Disraeli
Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand
The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. - Martin Fraquhar Tupper
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman
This is the sort of English up with which I will not put. - Winston Churchill
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin
The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron
The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page
We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry
You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart
Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats
Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead
The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand
"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker
Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard
Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden
Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw
Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron
No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker
He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne
If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela
Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe