QuotaBillsHead Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Handkerchief: Cold storage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters
Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb
I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis
Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay
Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn
Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields
Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham
Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong
Macaw: What I have trouble starting on cold mornings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost
Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman
What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Igloo: 1. An icicle built for two; 2. An Alaskan toilet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt
A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor
I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull
Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown
If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb
Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver
Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown
Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray
If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs
Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins
When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin
I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre
What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck
You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries
Hockey: 1. Mayhem on ice; 2. A form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner
We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig
Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash
All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright
A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann
I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky