In It For The Long Haul
U-Haul's new move-everything plan
Is this legal?
QuotaBillsFjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner
Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson
The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine
Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason
Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau
LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'” - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin
The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright
The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.
The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James
HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon
The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker
Fence: 1. The difference between one yard and two yards; 2. Runs around the garden without moving. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah
Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Progress is a tide. If we stand still we will surely be drowned. To stay on the crest, we have to keep moving. - Harold Mayfield
Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Say no to the things that keep you on a certain level and say yes to the things that will help you keep moving on. - Brian Honigman
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton
Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright
Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com