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In It For The Long Haul

U-Haul's new move-everything plan

In It For The Long Haul thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Is this legal?

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Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Moving fast is not the same as going somewhere. - Robert Anthony

Some injuries heal more quickly if you keep moving. - Nick Vujicic

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

It's not about how hard you can hit; it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. - Rocky Balboa

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Say no to the things that keep you on a certain level and say yes to the things that will help you keep moving on. - Brian Honigman

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman


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