In It For The Long Haul

Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Some injuries heal more quickly if you keep moving. - Nick Vujicic

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Moving among fragmentary ruins which lost their significance. - Stephen Spender

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

When one can hear people moving, one does not so much mind, about one's fears. - Ann Radcliffe

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving. - Oliver Wendell-Holmes

Fence: 1. The difference between one yard and two yards; 2. Runs around the garden without moving. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

I'm a storyteller - that's the chief function of a director. And they're moving pictures, let's make 'em move! - Howard Hawks

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com