QuotaBillsDrink to me. - Pablo Picasso
Unsafe at any speed. - Ralph Nader
Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers
RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown
Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde
I drink to make other people interesting. - Groucho Marx
Set wide the window. Let me drink the day. - Edith Wharton
The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope
He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold
You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying
You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings
Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown
I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt
A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15
I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway
I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac
When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester
If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn
What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid
Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry
Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward
I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds
The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you. - Brandan Behan
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield
When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry