Inappropriate Water

Drink to me. - Pablo Picasso

Unsafe at any speed. - Ralph Nader

Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

I drink to make other people interesting. - Groucho Marx

Set wide the window. Let me drink the day. - Edith Wharton

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you. - Brandan Behan

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry