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India's Cow Palace

Sacred cows - no, bull

India's Cow Palace thanks to Barry McCartney

A symbol of wealth since ancient times, inviolable and revered today

Cattle are considered sacred in various world religions, most notably Hinduism, Jainism, Zoroastrianism as well as the religions of Ancient Egypt, Ancient Greece, and Ancient Rome. The cow was possibly revered because Hindus relied heavily on it for dairy products, for tilling fields, and on cow dung as a source of fuel and fertilizer. In some regions, especially some states in India, the slaughter of cattle is prohibited and their meat may be taboo.

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Your culture is your brand. - Tony Hsieh

I love everything about India. - Russell Peters

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

If Jesus were living in our culture, he would probably hang out in coffeehouses. - Mark Batterson

What other culture could have produced someone like Hemingway and not seen the joke? - Gore Vidal

There is something terribly wrong with a culture inebriated by noise and gregariousness. - George Steiner

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. - Todd Barry

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

I look at Google and think they have a strong academic culture. Elegant solutions to complex problems. - Mark Zuckerberg

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

If you over-adapt to the culture you're trying to reach, it means you've bought into that culture's idols. - Tim Keller

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

The mind that lies fallow but a single day, sprouts up in follies that are only to be killed by a constant and assiduous culture. - Joseph Addison

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran

Create the kind of workplace and company culture that will attract great talent. If you hire brilliant people, they will make work feel more like play. - Richard Branson

A smart manager will establish a culture of gratitude. Expand the appreciative attitude to suppliers, vendors, delivery people, and of course, customers. - Harvey Mackay

Free speech is not to be regulated like diseased cattle and impure butter. The audience that hissed yesterday may applaud today, even for the same performance. - William O. Douglas

To the European, it is a characteristic of the American culture that, again and again, one is commanded and ordered to 'be happy.' But happiness cannot be pursues; it must ensue. One must have a reason to 'be happy.' - Viktor Frankl

In India, "cold weather" is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy. - Mark Twain

The equilibrium you admire in me is an unstable one, difficult to maintain. My inner life was split early between the call of the Ancestors and the call of Europe, between the exigencies of black-African culture and those of modern life. - Leopold Senghor

We want to make it so that anyone, anywhere - a child growing up in rural India who never had a computer - can go to a store, get a phone, get online, and get access to all of the same things that you and I appreciate about the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg


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