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India's Cow Palace

Sacred cows - no, bull

India's Cow Palace thanks to Barry McCartney

A symbol of wealth since ancient times, inviolable and revered today

Cattle are considered sacred in various world religions, most notably Hinduism, Jainism, Zoroastrianism as well as the religions of Ancient Egypt, Ancient Greece, and Ancient Rome. The cow was possibly revered because Hindus relied heavily on it for dairy products, for tilling fields, and on cow dung as a source of fuel and fertilizer. In some regions, especially some states in India, the slaughter of cattle is prohibited and their meat may be taboo.

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Your culture is your brand. - Tony Hsieh

I love everything about India. - Russell Peters

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

A mind cannot be independent of culture. - Lev Vygotsky

Milk many cows but make your own butter. - Erwin Lutzer

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

What other culture could have produced someone like Hemingway and not seen the joke? - Gore Vidal

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. - Todd Barry

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

You know when you eat too many sweets and get diabetes? Paparazzi are the diabetes of materialistic culture. - Shirley MacLaine

The mind that lies fallow but a single day, sprouts up in follies that are only to be killed by a constant and assiduous culture. - Joseph Addison

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Free speech is not to be regulated like diseased cattle and impure butter. The audience that hissed yesterday may applaud today, even for the same performance. - William O. Douglas

It is the Christian tradition that is the most fundamental element in Western culture. It lies at the base not only of Western religion, but also of Western morals and Western social idealism. - Christopher Dawson

My parents told me, "Finish your dinner. People in China and India are starving." I tell my daughters, "Finish your homework. People in India and China are starving for your job." - Thomas Friedman

The more people rationalize cheating, the more it becomes a culture of dishonesty. And that can become a vicious, downward cycle. Because suddenly, if everyone else is cheating, you feel a need to cheat too. - Stephen Covey

Hiring people is an art, not a science, and resumes can't tell you whether someone will fit into a company's culture. When you realize you've made a mistake, you need to cut your losses and move on. - Howard Schultz

By the time I was a young man, I lived with two deep struggles: I longed to become a cricketer, and I performed miserably in school. Cricket and tennis were all that I lived for. In India, this was a formula for failure. - Ravi Zacharias

Starting at life's cryptogram, we either see His name unmistakably resplendent or we see the confusion of religions with no single message, just garbled beliefs that plague our existence, each justified by the voice of culture. - Ravi Zacharias

To the European, it is a characteristic of the American culture that, again and again, one is commanded and ordered to 'be happy.' But happiness cannot be pursues; it must ensue. One must have a reason to 'be happy.' - Viktor Frankl

We want to make it so that anyone, anywhere - a child growing up in rural India who never had a computer - can go to a store, get a phone, get online, and get access to all of the same things that you and I appreciate about the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg

France, and the whole of Europe have a great culture and an amazing history. The most important thing though is that people there know how to live! In America they've forgotten all about it. I'm afraid that the American culture is a disaster. - Johnny Depp


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