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India's Cow Palace

Sacred cows - no, bull

India's Cow Palace thanks to Barry McCartney

A symbol of wealth since ancient times, inviolable and revered today

Cattle are considered sacred in various world religions, most notably Hinduism, Jainism, Zoroastrianism as well as the religions of Ancient Egypt, Ancient Greece, and Ancient Rome. The cow was possibly revered because Hindus relied heavily on it for dairy products, for tilling fields, and on cow dung as a source of fuel and fertilizer. In some regions, especially some states in India, the slaughter of cattle is prohibited and their meat may be taboo.

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Your culture is your brand. - Tony Hsieh

I love everything about India. - Russell Peters

In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

Milk many cows but make your own butter. - Erwin Lutzer

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Culture is a slingshot moved by the force of its past. - Barbara Kingsolver

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

What other culture could have produced someone like Hemingway and not seen the joke? - Gore Vidal

One of the things that I have admired about India is the spiritualism of the people. - Stephen Covey

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

There is something terribly wrong with a culture inebriated by noise and gregariousness. - George Steiner

I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle. - Alfred Hitchcock

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

I look at Google and think they have a strong academic culture. Elegant solutions to complex problems. - Mark Zuckerberg

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

You know when you eat too many sweets and get diabetes? Paparazzi are the diabetes of materialistic culture. - Shirley MacLaine

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Create the kind of workplace and company culture that will attract great talent. If you hire brilliant people, they will make work feel more like play. - Richard Branson

A smart manager will establish a culture of gratitude. Expand the appreciative attitude to suppliers, vendors, delivery people, and of course, customers. - Harvey Mackay

Free speech is not to be regulated like diseased cattle and impure butter. The audience that hissed yesterday may applaud today, even for the same performance. - William O. Douglas

Music in itself is healing. It's an explosive expression of humanity. It's something we are all touched by. No matter what culture we're from, everyone loves music. - Billy Joel

It's every man's indispensable duty to do all the service he can to his country; and I see not what difference he puts between himself and his cattle who lives without that thought. - John Locke

It is the Christian tradition that is the most fundamental element in Western culture. It lies at the base not only of Western religion, but also of Western morals and Western social idealism. - Christopher Dawson

The more people rationalize cheating, the more it becomes a culture of dishonesty. And that can become a vicious, downward cycle. Because suddenly, if everyone else is cheating, you feel a need to cheat too. - Stephen Covey

Hiring people is an art, not a science, and resumes can't tell you whether someone will fit into a company's culture. When you realize you've made a mistake, you need to cut your losses and move on. - Howard Schultz

To the European, it is a characteristic of the American culture that, again and again, one is commanded and ordered to 'be happy.' But happiness cannot be pursues; it must ensue. One must have a reason to 'be happy.' - Viktor Frankl

We want to make it so that anyone, anywhere - a child growing up in rural India who never had a computer - can go to a store, get a phone, get online, and get access to all of the same things that you and I appreciate about the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg

France, and the whole of Europe have a great culture and an amazing history. The most important thing though is that people there know how to live! In America they've forgotten all about it. I'm afraid that the American culture is a disaster. - Johnny Depp


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