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Ink Birds

'Black Birds' painted in ink

Ink Birds thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Eye dropper art

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Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Blood: The ink of our life's story - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The littlest birds sing the prettiest songs. - Tanyas

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? - Steven Wright

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton


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