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Pepper your life with dreams - PaTrisha-Anne Todd

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

Follow your dreams, they know the way. - Kobe Yamada

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning

Ambition is destruction, only competence matters. - Jill Robinson

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

You get in life what you have the courage to ask for. - Nancy D Solomon

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

I'm not a dreamer... but I believe in miracles. I have to. - Terry Fox

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. - Sydney Smith

Observation, Reason, Human Understanding, Courage; these make the physician. - Martin H. Fischer

Defeat is never fatal. Victory is never final. It's courage that counts. - Winston Churchill

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret. - Unknown

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Passion: A persistent preoccupation with an idea your boss considers unreasonable - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Andre Gide

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

It is better to aim at perfection and miss it than to aim at imperfection and hit it. - Thomas Watson

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


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