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Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

Patience is the companion of wisdom. - St. Augustine

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

I do desire we may be better strangers. - William Shakespeare

The best leaders blend courage with compassion. - Robin Sharma

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

My desire is to be a forgiving, non-judgmental person. - Janine Turner

You can see real attitude of man when he's terrified. - Toba Beta

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

The distance between your dreams and reality is called action. - Unknown

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

Happiness is largely an attitude of mind, of viewing life from the right angle. - Dale Carnegie

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

We want to feel free, yet are scared to muster the courage to do what's necessary to become free. - Kathy Caprino

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

All great and honorable actions are accompanied with great difficulties, and both must be enterprised and overcome with answerable courage. - William Bradford

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

There are always a few who stand up in times of communal madness and have the courage to say that what unites us is greater than what divides us. - Geraldine Brooks

Follow your dreams. Figure out where you'd like to be, what you would like to be doing, and then figure out what you need to do to get there. - Kennon M Sheldon

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson


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