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Courage is grace under pressure. - Ernest Hemingway

Boredom: the desire for desires. - Leo Tolstoy

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Forgiveness is not an occasional act: it is an attitude. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. - Anais Nin

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

It is your attitude and not your aptitude that determines your altitude. - Zig Ziglar

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees. - William Shakespeare

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us. - Dave Turner

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

All great and honorable actions are accompanied with great difficulties, and both must be enterprised and overcome with answerable courage. - William Bradford


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