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Emulsion: A mixture of oil and emotion. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

Our favorite attitude should be gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul. - Bible

Patience is a vital trait of the great athlete. - Unknown

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

Success is that old ABC - ability, breaks, and courage. - Charles Luckman

You have the power to decide what your attitude will be. - H. Norman Wright

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Clear thinking requires courage rather than intelligence. - Thomas S Szasz

The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

Ceremony: The invention of wise men to keep fools at a distance - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

You can't let perfection get in the way of getting things done. - Gini Deitrich

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

Fishing is not like billiards, in which it is possible to attain a disgusting perfection. - Arthur Ransome

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

Patience is not simply the ability to wait - it's how we behave while we're waiting. - Joyce Meyer

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

Everything happens for a reason, you only need to keep on editing your attitude and gratitude so as to sail through. - Unknown

This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. - Millicent Fenwick

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

He who tells a lie, is not sensible of how great a task he undertakes; for he must be forced to invent twenty more to maintain that one. - Alexander Pope

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson


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