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Funny is an attitude. - Flip Wilson

Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

Patience is the companion of wisdom. - St. Augustine

To lose patience is to lose the battle. - Mahatma Gandhi

Our patience will achieve more than our force. - Edmund Burke

Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience. - George Louis de Buffon

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be of good courage and the Lord will strengthen your heart. - The Bible

In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience. - W.B. Prescott

Attitude is not everything, but it's almost everything. - Mary Pipher

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

When you are thwarted, it is your own attitude that is out of order. - Meister Eckhart

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

When you stop having dreams and ideals - well, you might as well stop altogether. - Marian Anderson

To bear other people's afflictions, everyone has courage and enough to spare. - Benjamin Franklin

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Dreams are excursions into the limbo of things, a semi-deliverance from the human prison. - Henri Amiel

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

When you have vision it affects your attitude. Your attitude is optimistic rather than pessimistic. - Charles R Swindoll

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie


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