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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

The treacheries of ambition never cease. - Ruben Dario

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure. - Oscar Wilde

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. - Suzy Kassem

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

Attitude is not everything, but it's almost everything. - Mary Pipher

I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen. - Unknown

After a rich man gets rich, his next ambition is to get richer. - American Proverb

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Have patience and endure: this unhappiness will one day be beneficial. - Ovid

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Perfection is not a destination; it's a never-ending process... Enjoy! - Jim Bouchard

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

You don't know where you are or where your dreams end and the world begins. - Rachel Klein

Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success. - Napoleon Hill

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

I've always been independent. I've always had courage. But I didn't always own my diabetes. - Mary Tyler Moore

Whether you're having setbacks or not, the role of a leader is to always display a winning attitude. - Colin Powell

Embrace the present moment fully and with passion, because only through the present moment do we truly live. - Richard L Haight

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

My desire was not to pass any island without taking possession, so that, one having been taken, the same may be said of all. - Christopher Columbus

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

All great and honorable actions are accompanied with great difficulties, and both must be enterprised and overcome with answerable courage. - William Bradford

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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