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Instant Karma

Stress survival for house-bound mechanics

Instant Karma thanks to Jim Serritella

Tell me again how he broke his collarbone?

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Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown

Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead. Worry gets you no place. - Roy Acuff

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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