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Instant Karma

Stress survival for house-bound mechanics

Instant Karma thanks to Jim Serritella

Tell me again how he broke his collarbone?

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Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown

Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

Keep calm and let Karma finish it. - Unknown

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedic. - Shannon Ryan

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

There is not enough time in life to worry about there being enough time in life. - Atticus

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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