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Interuption Charge

If there's never any service you won't have to pay!

Interuption Charge thanks to Roy Turkington

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

The highest of distinctions is service to others. - King George VI

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

QOS: Quality of Service - something you pay for but don't get - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others. - Mahatma Gandhi

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

The U.S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Lose yourself in generous service and every day can be a most unusual day, a triumphant day, an abundantly rewarding day! - William A Ward

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

Noise is the most impertinent of all forms of interruption. It is not only an interruption, but also a disruption of thought. - Arthur Schopenhauer

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

We will receive not what we idly wish for but what we justly earn. Our rewards will always be in exact proportion to our service. - Earl Nightingale

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it. And so it is with you. We are in charge of our attitudes. - Charles R. Swindoll

A calling is simply God's shaping of your burden and beckoning you to your service to him in the place and pursuit of his choosing. - Ravi Zacharias

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump


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