Interuption Charge

Room service? Send up a larger room. - Groucho Marx

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. - Clint Eastwood

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done. - Amelia Earhart

When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others. - Mahatma Gandhi

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Believing you know it all will guarantee you learn nothing - and achieve even less. - Unknown

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth. - Wilfred Grenfell

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person who is doing it. - Chinese Proverb

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

Not everybody can be famous. But everybody can be great, because greatness is determined by service. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

The U.S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump