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Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Room service? Send up a larger room. - Groucho Marx

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cut Rates: What surgeons charge their patients. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service. - Rodney Dangerfield

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others. - Mahatma Gandhi

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. - Red Skelton

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth. - Wilfred Grenfell

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

It took one night to get Israel out of Egypt but forty years to get Egypt out of Israel. - George Morrison

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

Do you have a product or service that people want? If you don't have that, nothing else matters. - Noah Kagan

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Whatever is my right as a man is also the right of another; and it becomes my duty to guarantee as well as to possess. - Thomas Paine

Psychiatrists say it's not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. - Harold Smith

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump