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If there's never any service you won't have to pay!
Inconvenience in Israel
QuotaBillsShopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw
Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields
I went to a massage parlor. It was self service. - Rodney Dangerfield
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope
Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde
A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge
Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox
Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. - Rodney Dangerfield
Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray
The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person who is doing it. - Chinese Proverb
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek
You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener
Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown
I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx
Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol
The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown
Not everybody can be famous. But everybody can be great, because greatness is determined by service. - Martin Luther King Jr.
I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright
In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd
No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway
Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman
The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin
The U.S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin
People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan
I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur
Psychiatrists say it's not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. - Harold Smith
A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer
Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin
When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar
I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it. And so it is with you. We are in charge of our attitudes. - Charles R. Swindoll
Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com