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Invisible Air Force One

Maiden flight for the President

Air Force General: "Mr. President, we've just invented an invisibility cloak for Air Force One."
Biden: "No Way?"
General: "That's right, Sir. The plane will be invisible. Will you be going along on its maiden flight?"
Biden: "Wouldn't miss it for the world."
General: "Have a good trip, Sir."
Invisible Air Force One thanks to Jim Serritella

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All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Erection: When Japanese go to vote. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't vote; it only encourages them. - Unknown

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A penny saved is a Congressional oversight. - Hal Luyah

To receive a benefit is to sell your liberty. - Laberius

Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown

Liberty is never being too sure you're right. - Learned Hand

The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown

A diplomat is a man who thinks twice before he says nothing. - Unknown

I don't go around signin' no political documentaries. - Archie Bunker

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. - Robert Byrne

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote. - William E. Simon

If I wished to punish a province, I would have it governed by philosophers. - Frederick The Great

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. - Aristotle

I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle

Liberty is the right to do what I like; license, the right to do what you like. - Bertrand Russell

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry

To acquire immunity to eloquence is of the utmost importance to the citizens of a democracy. - Bertrand Russell

Passover affirms the great truth that liberty is the inalienable right of every human being. - Morris Joseph

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself. - Mark Twain

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? - Robert Orben

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. - Ronald Reagan

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Papers say: 'Congress is deadlocked and can't act.' I think that is the greatest blessing that could befall this country. - Will Rogers

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


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