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QuotaBillsDefect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema
Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson
We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium
The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole
Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg
Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis
People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln
The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane
Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben
For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich
On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips
People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware. - Alan Kay
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard
Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor
Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf
I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown
I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker
You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland
I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy
The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks
Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove
Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA
Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett
I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda
People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds
From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick
Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell
Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss
The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe
The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg
Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney