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QuotaBillsThe computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker
Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking
You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino
Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein
Real Soon Now: When the software will be shipped - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown
Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg
People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak
The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane
The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben
For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich
The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown
In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis
Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar
On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard
Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor
Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown
I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland
The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown
I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy
The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks
Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle
Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA
The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette
Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss
The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore
The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg
Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma