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iPhone Sushi

Putting 'Food For Thought' into Apple's iPhone sales

iPhone Sushi thanks to Gwen Enock

Where you can eat the messages you don't like

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Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. - Kate Beckinsale

I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

One of my favorite things to make is homemade sushi. I know how to make the rolls and it's really fun to do. - Carly Rae Jepsen

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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