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Peace is always beautiful. - Walt Whitman

I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

He who becomes a Muslim does so in his own interest. - Abu Bakr

If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now. - Salman Rushdie

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it. - Spike Milligan

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil. - Kin Hubbard

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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