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Iran Is Now Allowing Women To Drive

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Iran Is Now Allowing Women To Drive thanks to Gus Souza

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Bad Driver: The person you run into. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Belonging has always been a fundamental driver of humankind. - Brian Chesky

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right. - Unknown

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. - Thomas Paine

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

It took one night to get Israel out of Egypt but forty years to get Egypt out of Israel. - George Morrison

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly


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