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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now. - Salman Rushdie

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees. - Benjamin Franklin

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

When you find peace within yourself, you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others. - Peace Pilgrim

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown


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