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Iran Is Now Allowing Women To Drive

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Iran Is Now Allowing Women To Drive thanks to Gus Souza

Stylized shape of relaxed driver regulations

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We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. - Jimmy Fallon

The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

It took one night to get Israel out of Egypt but forty years to get Egypt out of Israel. - George Morrison

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil. - Kin Hubbard

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake


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